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Warning; Remove tight fitting clothing
4.8 stars · 12,000+ sold

Warning; Remove tight fitting clothing

The original viral warning label. The one that started it all. Due to possible breathing problems caused by rapid acceleration, all females are required to remove any tight fitting clothing. Premium w…

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The original viral warning label. The one that started it all.

Due to possible breathing problems caused by rapid acceleration, all females are required to remove any tight fitting clothing.

Premium waterproof sticker in authentic OSHA/ANSI warning label format. Slap it on your car, toolbox, laptop, helmet — anywhere that needs a proper warning.

  • Waterproof polyester material

  • UV, oil & dirt resistant

  • Tear proof & freezer safe (-20°C to +80°C)

  • 9.6cm x 5.1cm

  • Easy peel-and-stick

  • 24hr dispatch — ships from Australia

Your car is quiet. Let's fix that.

Same old rides, same old silence. One sticker in the door jam and suddenly everyone has something to say.

1

Instant conversation starter

Passengers spot it the second the door opens. Cue the laugh, the photo and the "wait, what?"

2

Looks like the real thing

Bold hazard-label styling reads like a genuine warning. That is the whole joke.

3

Prank-ready in 30 seconds

Peel, press, done. Stick it in the door jam and wait for the reaction.

Open the door. Watch the face.

It lives in the door jam, right where every passenger looks as they climb in. Looks official. Reads hilarious.

  1. 1Wipe the spot clean
  2. 2Peel and press from the centre out
  3. 3Open the door and enjoy the reaction

Small sticker. Big upgrade.

Durable printed vinyl

Which means it survives car washes, sun and slammed doors.

Clean die-cut edge

Which means it looks factory-fitted, not stuck on in a hurry.

Matte, glare-free finish

Which means every word is readable and nothing shines in your photos.

Strong peel-and-stick adhesive

Which means it stays put, and still comes off clean when you are done.

Pack of 3, 6 or 9

Which means one for your car, one for your mate's, and a few spare for pranks.

Ships free in 24 hours

Which means the joke lands this week, not next month.

Drivers are laughing. Loudly.

4.8 stars from 12,000+ happy pranksters

"Put one in my truck door jam. My brother-in-law read it out loud twice and then asked for one. Zero regrets."
JJake M.Austin, TX · Verified buyer
"Bought the 6-pack for the guys at work. Every car in the lot now has one. Best 20 bucks I have spent this year."
DDanielle R.Denver, CO · Verified buyer
"Looks completely legit until you read it. Stuck on perfectly, no bubbles, and it has survived three car washes."
MMarcus T.Tampa, FL · Verified buyer
"Got it as a gag gift for my husband. He stuck it on my side of the car out of revenge. We are now at war."
PPriya S.Seattle, WA · Verified buyer
"Shipped fast, great quality print. Uber passengers keep taking photos of it. Great icebreaker."
TTommy L.Columbus, OH · Verified buyer

STICK CAR vs. the boring way

What you getSTICK CARGeneric
Funny, eye-catching warning design
Durable printed vinyl that survives washes
Clean die-cut edge
Free shipping, ships in 24h
30-day happy-or-refunded guarantee
Starts a conversation every ride

Your offer

  • 2 pack-6 stickers
  • Free shipping included
  • 30-day happy-or-refunded guarantee
  • Application guide in every pack
$24.95$19.95Save 20%

Printed in small batches, so popular packs can sell out between restocks.

The 30-Day Laugh Guarantee

Stick it on. Open the door. If it does not get a laugh, or you just do not love it, tell us within 30 days and we will send a replacement or refund you in full. You carry zero risk.

Quick answers

Warning: laughter ahead.

Free shipping and a 30-day guarantee. Your passengers will never see it coming.

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2 pack-6 stickers · Free shipping · 30-day guarantee